Today was a most unusual day.
I never dreamed I’d have to see the doctor for this.
I’ve seen the commercials.
But who ever thought that was a real problem.
Insert loud wailing noises.
My eyelashes are falling out.
But only in one eye.
I know. I’m special like that.
Is this something that happens to 40-somethings?
So I went to the eye doctor-an Oculoplastic something or another-they specialize in eyelid….stuff…I guess.
And then I took pictures of myself in the mirror while I waited.
The doctor came in, couldn’t find anything medically wrong with my eyes and gave me this. Let me rephrase-gave me this to purchase.
But I did purchase it.
‘Cause I can’t be having eyelids without eyelashes attached to ’em.